Friday, May 11, 2012

Publishamerica wayback machine: your book goes to Tom Hanks

Your Book Goes To Tom Hanks!

Do you honestly think Tom Hanks gives a rats patootie about PublishAmerica books? Imagine being stranded on an island, like in Cast Away with only PublishAmerica books! *shudders* Just think if Hanks would have had your book in the Burbs. Maybe he would have had something else to do besides spy on his neighbors. I saw my post being discussed on a Tom Hanks fan site! Hi guys! Did PA let Mr. Hanks know he is going to get flooded with paperbacks? Well, you know what Marilyn Manson is rumoured to have said about a good use for a certain book paper? Maybe PA can send some books to him too? C'mon Manson, I am really trying to help you save money on Charmin. Ok PA, the ball is in your court. I want to see PublishAmerica: Your book donated to Marilyn Manson's save on Charmin fund.

----- Original Message -----
Subject: Your Book Goes To Tom Hanks!
Date: Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:23:47
From: PublishAmerica Author Support Team <>
To: Undisclosed
Dear Author:
PublishAmerica will submit your book to
Tom Hanks !
We will send your  book to one of Hollywood's most awarded actors , so he can read it for
optional movie adaptation just like other Hollywood actors have done with
other PublishAmerica books. We will submit two copies of your book, in case he
wants to share one copy with a Hollywood production company or anyone else
he chooses. Tom Hanks is not only
an actor, he is also a major movie producer (e.g. My Big Fat Greek
Wedding ).
We're basically donating your book to Tom Hanks; he can do with it what he
wants. And  we will let your local newspaper, radio, or TV know that
your book is being submitted to this generation's most successful Oscar
winner . So they can put the spotlight on  you as a
local author , who deserves a shot at having their book turned into a
Hollywood movie.
Here's how we do it:
If you want to have books on hand, order now, and we will donate two copies
to Tom Hanks, or more if he asks for more. And you receive a 55 pct discount !
Go to , find your book,
click on it, then add to cart, indicate quantity, and use this
coupon :  TomHanks55 . Then click Recalculate and
finish the transaction. Minimum volume is 12
copies. Need fewer books? Use TomHanks45 as your coupon for a
45 pct discount , no minimum volume required, and we'll still
send your book to Tom Hanks. 
In the Ordering Instructions field, just write: "Media Yes". Our PR department
will automatically contact you for names and addresses of your local news media.
By using the coupon you are authorizing us to donate the books to
actor Tom Hanks
in Concord, California. You may also request that we ship the two
FREE books
to you instead.
Full-color and hardcovers excluded. Offer expires
this weekend on Sunday night.
Thank you,
PublishAmerica Author Support

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